PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book.